The question of who has the best vagina in the world is one that has long captivated the public imagination. Recently, this debate was reignited when rapper Iggy Azalea made headlines for proclaiming she has the “world’s best vagina” at an awards show. Her bold statement prompted both outrage and intrigue, as people wondered what criteria should be used to make such a determination.
As a curious blogger eager to get to the bottom of this mystery, I decided to do some investigative reporting on the topic. What makes a vagina the “best” in the world? Is there any objective way to measure this, or is it all subjective opinion? And most importantly – who are the contenders for the coveted title?
To begin my search, I looked at celebrity statements and popular opinion on the matter. Iggy Azalea clearly thinks she has a strong claim to the throne. But she’s not the only female celebrity who has boasted about her private parts. Model Miranda Kerr has said she gets complimented on having a “really beautiful vagina.” Singer Nicki Minaj has rapped that her vagina is “da baddest bitch.” And actress Cameron Diaz wrote a book stating women’s vaginas are “beautiful.”
But unsubstantiated celebrity claims are one thing. I wanted to find out if there was any expert or scientific opinion on the matter. Surprisingly, there are a few studies that have tried to determine what physical traits make a vagina more aesthetically pleasing. One study polled a panel of sex experts on their preferences, and found factors like tidiness symmetry and pH balance contribute to vaginal attractiveness. So in theory, doctors could measure these attributes to make an assessment. But there is still a strong subjective element.
Diving deeper into popular culture, certain famous vajayjays have achieved an almost mythical status. Women like porn star Jenna Jameson or 90s model Jenny McCarthy prompted frequent locker room discussions of their sex appeal. Pop culture and male magazines have often speculated on which female celebrities have the best genitalia. But this tawdry speculation probably says more about our celebrity-obsessed culture than any technical metrics.
After reviewing the evidence I’m skeptical there can be any definitive answer. The appearance of a vagina varies significantly among women, and aesthetic preferences are extremely personal. Some people may favor certain manicured “porn star” looks while others prefer completely natural varieties. There’s also the fact that vaginas change over time, so even assessing a single woman is difficult. In the end, the elusive title of “best vagina” may be beyond objective measurement. Like beauty itself, the attractiveness of a vagina is largely in the eye of the beholder.
But while determining the best in the world may be impossible, some trends did emerge in my investigation. Celebrity vajayjays clearly captivate popular imagination, for better or worse. Certain physical traits like symmetry can contribute to universal aesthetics. Individual tastes still vary enormously. And a person’s feelings towards the vagina’s owner probably outweigh strictly superficial anatomy. Perhaps the search for the world’s best vagina says more about our misguided biases than any woman’s actual merit. With an open and admiring perspective, every vagina has its own potential for beauty.